Feb 13, 2009
Breaking News: Car Spotted At Bullets Drive-Thru
February 13, 2009 | 6 Comments
Someone – an actual person, in a car – was seen earlier today both ordering from and subsequently passing through the Bullets Black Angus Burgers drive-thru window at the restaurant’s West Broad Street location, a local man said.
“I happened to be jogging by at the time and did a double take when I saw the [...]
Dec 09, 2008
Correction
December 9, 2008 | 6 Comments
A story last week on Tobacco Avenue incorrectly reported that our publisher, Randolph J. Strummer Jr., was killed in a plane crash off the coast of Utah. He is alive, and we have since learned that Utah does not border the ocean, nor did his plane crash.
Unfortunately, since Mr. Strummer never called our office to check in [...]
Nov 04, 2008
17 Voters Dead In ‘Calculated’ Velociraptor Polling Precinct Attack
November 4, 2008 | 5 Comments
Just as Virginia Board of Elections officials had suspected, a pack of four velociraptors stormed a Richmond voting precinct early this afternoon, killing as many as 17 voters and leaving at least 30 more injured.
The ostrich-size dinosaurs – which move really fast and are basically the awesomest dinosaurs of all – appear to “have come [...]






