Jun 19, 2009
Hipster Pays $500 To Get Old Cell Phone Working Again
June 19, 2009 | 5 Comments
Mar 04, 2009
VCU Street-crosser Times Street Crossing Perfectly
March 4, 2009 | 3 Comments
Virginia Commonwealth University art history major and self-described professional street-crosser Kartik Malhotra said today that his daily morning crossing of Laurel Street at Franklin Street was “absolutely impeccable.” “I knew that, from the moment I began crossing the street, this traverse of Franklin was a sheer winner, and that the front of my shoe would just [...]
Jan 21, 2009
Internal Investigation Reveals No Chinese Food At Chop Suey
January 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Results of a five-minute probe of local store Chop Suey have revealed not a single portion of Chinese food, a Richmond man confirmed today. Instead, Virginia Commonwealth University sophomore Sean Tully reported only finding “a bunch” of eclectic, slightly-worn used books inside. “Judging by the way the signage outside looked, I figured this place at least did take out,” [...]
Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
"Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night," Cavalieri said. The University ...
