Jun 02, 2009
Veteran Richmond newsman Gene Cox said today that he is attempting to organize an “absolutely wicked” Ultimate Frisbee team for the summer, with the hopes of playing one game a week before his nightly newscast on NBC12.
Similar to football and played heavily in college circles, “Ultimate,” as it is known, is a seven-on-seven game that involves [...]
Dec 01, 2008
Redskins New Winning Strategy: Santana Moss Will Shoot Self In Leg
December 1, 2008 | 2 Comments
Seeking to mirror the success of the 11-1 New York Giants, the 7-5 Washington Redskins said this morning that Santana Moss has been told to accidentally self-inflict a gunshot wound onto his thigh, an injury that will bench the wide receiver for the remainder of the season.
The announcement comes on the heels of the Redskins’ [...]
Nov 21, 2008
Lonely Richmond Brave Diagnosed With Depression
November 21, 2008 | 5 Comments
Wondering where all his friends and family have gone in recent weeks, the iconic statue of the Native American brave at The Diamond was diagnosed today with clinical depression, doctors said.
Local psychotherapist Dr. Philip M. Marbal Jr. said the statue of the Richmond Brave – which is inexplicably named “Connecticut” – has been “completely inconsolable” since [...]






