Nov 05, 2008
Dwight Jones Swears To Not, You Know, Go All Crazy And Stuff As Mayor
November 5, 2008 | 3 Comments
Newly-elected Richmond Mayor Dwight Jones thanked supporters last night at his victory party, promising better days ahead for the city and to never, you know, go all crazy and flip out and stuff, unlike some Richmond mayors he knows.
“It’s a new day for Richmond, one of prosperity and a place where we’re going to start new [...]
Oct 30, 2008
Vol 1. Issue 3
October 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment
Available now at all area Ukrop’s stores, 7-Elevens, and 3rd Street Diners.
Oct 29, 2008
Va. Election Officials Unprepared For Velociraptor Attack
October 29, 2008 | 1 Comment
Huge voter turnout? Check. Paper ballots just in case of electronic problems? Check. Ample protection against the threat of a pack of dinosaurs attacking and killing throngs of voters?
Don’t count on it.
Despite ardent claims that they are prepared for a heavy turnout or technical difficulties on Tuesday, officials at the Virginia Board of Elections said [...]
Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
