A report released today by Virginia Commonwealth University presents new evidence that an overwhelming majority of all glassware found in the homes of the city’s twenty- and thirty-something restidents is, in fact, illegally removed from local restaurants, pubs and breweries. The 149-page report found that nearly 92 percent of residents aged 22 to 38 had “a suspicious [...]

A prized race horse said today that he caught a rare glimpse of a person at the Strawberry Hill Classic who appeared to have not consumed a single drop of alcohol. “There’s one!  I see one!” said Rainiero, pointing his rear hoof at a brunette woman in a sundress far off in the distance, who [...]