Jun 15, 2009
Office Coffee Mug Used Mostly For Masking The Booze
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May 18, 2009
Report: Majority Of Twenty- And Thirtysomething Glassware Stolen From Local Bars
May 18, 2009 | 3 Comments
A report released today by Virginia Commonwealth University presents new evidence that an overwhelming majority of all glassware found in the homes of the city’s twenty- and thirty-something restidents is, in fact, illegally removed from local restaurants, pubs and breweries.
The 149-page report found that nearly 92 percent of residents aged 22 to 38 had “a suspicious number” [...]
Apr 14, 2008
A prized race horse said today that he caught a rare glimpse of a person at the Strawberry Hill Classic who appeared to have not consumed a single drop of alcohol.
“There’s one! I see one!” said Rainiero, pointing his rear hoof at a brunette woman in a sundress far off in the distance, who was [...]
Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
