May 12, 2009
Frito-Lay announced plans today for a plant just south of Richmond that will employ more than 1,000 workers in an operation dedicated solely to the production of lime dust, a seasoning that is later blasted onto the snacking company’s popular Hint of Lime-flavored Tostitos tortilla chips. “To make just one little chip with only a ‘hint’ of [...]
Apr 02, 2009
Her skin bronzed by summers spent on the Virginia Beach boardwalk and face wrinkled from both old age and cigarette usage, Richmond woman Kirby Danforth announced, amid phlegm-heavy coughing, her intent to open and begin another package of Virginia Slims. “A-hack, a-hack, a-hack,” the 63-year-old said, finagling with the plastic wrapper on a box of the long, [...]
Mar 24, 2009
Mayor Polishes Off Box Of Thin Mints During Morning Meeting
March 24, 2009 | 2 Comments
Richmond Mayor Dwight Jones ate an entire sleeve of Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies during a 30 minute conference call yesterday, sources said. “Right, yes, take a look at these amendments to the proposed fiscal twenty-ten budget and we can see that nom, nom, nom,” the mayor said, crunching on three of the mint-flavored chocolate [...]
Jan 05, 2009
Cigarette, Beer Substituted For Cereal, Orange Juice
January 5, 2009 | 2 Comments
Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
"Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night," Cavalieri said. The University ...
