Dec 09, 2008
Pantele Fixes That Pesky Floorboard With His Council President Gavel
December 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment
Two days after he struck the gavel at his final City Council meeting while serving as president, William J. Pantele told reporters this morning that he used the same ceremonial mallet to hammer down “that pesky floorboard” at his North Richmond home.
“That stupid thing had been bugging me for weeks,” said the 50-year-old attorney, explaining that [...]
Apr 14, 2008
Not understanding tax rates, councilman keeps asking citizens if they're OK on drinking water
April 14, 2008 | 2 Comments
As fellow city council members slashed Richmond’s real-estate tax rate by three cents last night, councilman E. Martin “Marty” Jewell – saying he was “perplexed at all the math involved” on such matters – took every opportunity possible to make sure constituents felt refreshed with ice-cold water.
“How are you on water? Good? You thirsty? We got some water there [...]
Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
