May 28, 2009
YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS – In what dream officials are calling “one of the worst nightmares we have ever experienced,” that guy from the Dominion Auto Group commercials appeared in a horrifying dream of yours last night, forcing you to wake in a deep sweat.
According to you, the Dominion guy – the spokesman for the dealership for [...]
Nov 06, 2008
Two Really, Really Tiny People Killed In Micro Machines Crash
November 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment
Two teensy-weensy young women were killed early this morning in a Micro Machines car crash at the corner of Miniscule Boulevard and 0.000025th Street in downtown Richmond, police said.
The 5:30 a.m. accident in the city’s historic Tiny Church Hill neighborhood occurred after a 2-millimeter tall woman’s 1:130th-scale Acura NSX ran a red light, striking the other [...]
Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
