Jan 05, 2009
2008 Review Of Richmond's Annum: Nov. And Dec.
January 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Combining Two Months Into One Post Because You Remember All This Stuff, It’s Already Jan. 5, And We’re Getting Lazy Nov. 3: One day before the election, longshot mayoral candidate Lawrence Williams abruptly remembers that he’s running for mayor. Nov. 4: Just as Virginia Board of Elections officials had suspected, a pack of four velociraptors [...]
Dec 31, 2008
2008 Review Of Richmond's Annum: September
December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment
The Month Advertisers Love ‘Cause It Rhymes With “To Remember” Sept. 2: Henrico County Fashion Police fatally trash talk seven women after they were seen wearing white less than 24 hours after Labor Day. Sept. 3: Whole Foods Market opens in western Henrico, because if there’s one thing people hate, it’s half-eaten food. Sept. 11: [...]
Dec 29, 2008
2008 Review Of Richmond’s Annum: August
December 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment
A Month That Sucks If You’re In Grade School, Or If You Just Plain Hate August August 6:Louisville, Ky. resident Hayden Goode passes by downtown Richmond bar Sine six times in search of a bar called Shinay. August 7:The new Segway of Richmond store begins encouraging customers to ride the two-wheeled transporters when hammered, which [...]
Dec 25, 2008
2008 Review Of Richmond’s Annum: July
December 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment
Because It Sounds Way Better Than Jufact July 1: Thirteen protesters form a human chain by cementing their hands together in front of the entrance to Dominion. Police are able to simply move the radical environmentalists aside so traffic can properly flow, and all 13 are later violently eaten by wolves. July 2: At least [...]






