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		<title>Oh No, Some Guy From High School Spotted In Grocery Store</title>
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Oh no, some guy from high school who you have nothing against but you only sort of knew was just seen in the canned-foods aisle of the grocery store, you reported.
&#8220;Oh no, what do I do? Pretend I don&#8217;t see him? Evade him until he sees me, then act like he saw me first?&#8221; you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Henrico Water Tower: &#8216;I&#8217;m Gay&#8217;</title>
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		<title>Reservations For Six Made At Have A Nice Day Cafe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Saying they were looking forward to &#8220;a lovely dinner downtown with some good friends,&#8221; local couple James and Anne Hanson told reporters this morning that they have made reservations for six this coming Saturday at popular Richmond restaurant Have A Nice Day Cafe.
&#8220;After the maître d’ seats us, we&#8217;ll probably start with some caviar just to tease [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tarichmond.com/2010/03/08/reservations-for-six-made-at-have-a-nice-day-cafe/</link>
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		<title>Local Law Firm Prides Itself On Fitting All 12 Partners Into Name</title>
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Partners at Richmond-based law firm Altmeyer Hollingsworth Capel McRogers Ransom Novielli Walters Janney Leavingsworth Clark Branch &#38; Spero told reporters today that the practice, while priding itself on service to clients, is even prouder of being able to list all 12 partners in the company&#8217;s name.
&#8220;With our team of well-educated, highly-trained attorneys, we do whatever it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mayor Asks Council For .50-Cal On Executive SUV</title>
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Richmond Mayor Dwight Jones has requested nearly $20,000 from City Council for the purchase of a Browning .50 Caliber M2 machine gun to mount on the roof of his executive GMC Suburban. The mayor also noted that, once placed atop the black SUV, he &#8211; and not a member of his security detail &#8211; would man [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tarichmond.com/2010/03/03/mayor-asks-council-for-50-cal-on-executive-suv/</link>
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		<title>Radiohead Does Not Announce Concert Here</title>
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English alternative rock band Radiohead today did not announce an upcoming show in the Virginia capital, a summertime performance that will not take place later this year.
&#8220;We plan to play Richmond this summer,&#8221; lead singer Thom Yorke did not say, not noting that the band would play near the banks of the James River on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tarichmond.com/2010/03/01/radiohead-does-not-announce-concert-here/</link>
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		<title>Christ Returns For LuLu&#8217;s Meatloaf</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jesus Christ, the Son of God and man who died to save the sins of humanity, returned to Earth last night for a brief moment to have the meatloaf at popular downtown restaurant LuLu&#8217;s.
&#8220;Everyone&#8217;s always telling me, &#8216;Hey Jeez, you gotta go down to Richmond and try the meatloaf at LuLu&#8217;s, it&#8217;s unreal,&#8221; said the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tarichmond.com/2010/02/24/christ-returns-for-lulus-meatloaf/</link>
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		<title>Style Weekly Rolls Out New Redesign</title>
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		<link>http://tarichmond.com/2010/02/18/style-weekly-rolls-out-new-redesign/</link>
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		<title>Another Horrible Thing Happens On Jeff Davis Highway</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sources today confirmed that yet another horrible thing has taken place on Jefferson Davis Highway, a stretch of road in South Richmond largely known for the horrible things that take place there.
The highly illegal, horrible act happened early this morning, as is the case for pretty much all of the highly illegal, horrible things that occur in that area. 
“This is just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://tarichmond.com/2010/02/17/another-horrible-thing-happens-on-jeff-davis-highway/</link>
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		<title>Aaron Gilchrist&#8217;s Spectacular Blue Striped Tie To Be Retired</title>
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