Nov 13, 2009
Local Residents: ‘Who Will Stop Rain?’
November 13, 2009 | 1 Comment
According to various local residents, long as they remember the rain’s been coming down, and additionally, clouds of mystery have been pouring and confusion is largely evident on the ground.
A good man through the ages who for several days has been trying to find the sun, Southside resident Stu Fogerty wondered today who, if anyone, would [...]
Nov 12, 2009
Richmond-Area Women Secretly Enjoying This Weather
November 12, 2009 | 5 Comments
Meteorologist Increasingly Distraught While Speaking Of More Rain
November 12, 2009 | 1 Comment
NBC12’s Jim Duncan, the station’s normally jovial and upbeat meteorologist, appeared downtrodden and depressed last night while reporting to viewers news of additional rain and dreary skies throughout Central Virginia.
“More rain in store for us tomorrow, getting heavy in the late morning and early afternoon, but, I don’t know, what really does it matter anymore because it’s [...]
Oct 30, 2009
Weekend Weather Forecast: As Read By An Angry Drunk
October 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment
As we head into Saturday, prepare for a Halloween weekend with above-average seasonal temeratures along with clouds and some patchy drizzle that, like, like shutup you don’t even know what you’re talking about dammit, I’m the weatherman here. Not you, you don’t even know what you’re talking about I swear to God you shut…you shut up.
You [...]
Mar 03, 2009
Mar 02, 2009
Hero Sandwich Artist Braves Snow To Make It To Work
March 2, 2009 | 2 Comments
Determined not to let 12 inches of snow and unplowed roads deter him from his God-given duty to mankind, Richmond man and Subway Sandwich Artist Cleve Krost braved the odds against him to make it to his place of work today.
“I have a name to uphold, and no snowstorm is going to take that away, [...]
Mar 01, 2009
Despite having a bent interior nasal wall that causes one nostril to be smaller than the other and her nose to frequently bleed and drip mucous, Richmond resident Miranda M. Saunders said she was nonetheless excited and calmed by the up to eight inches of snow falling on the region today.
“It’s so beautiful,” said the 38-year-old [...]
Feb 10, 2009
Coffee Stain On Mustache Overwhelms Discussion Of This Warm Weather
February 10, 2009 | 1 Comment
According to you, that 50-something guy who works in accounts receivable has a completely gross and non-ignorable wet coffee stain on his mustache, yet he’s trying to hold an office breakroom conversation with you about this warm February weather.
“Yep, this is really unseasonal for this time of year, particularly for Richmond,” said the guy, identified later [...]
Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
