Sep 23, 2009
That Guy, One Who Did All The Baseball Stuff Or Whatever His Name Is, Running For U.S. Congress
September 23, 2009 | 1 Comment
Aug 04, 2009
Pancake Restaurant Purchases Closed Virginia Rest Stops
August 4, 2009 | 1 Comment
Two weeks after closing 18 of the state’s rest stops, the Virginia Department of Transportation today announced that it has sold all but one of the Commonwealth’s now-closed facilities to the Aunt Sarah’s Pancake House chain of breakfast restaurants. The move is expected to generate much-needed revenue for the state’s transportation needs and ease the [...]
Jul 20, 2009
Report: Mom Made Mac And Cheese For Dinner!
July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Statue: ‘I’m Gay’
July 20, 2009 | 5 Comments
Finally confirming a decades-long rumor that it is way totally gay, the Matthew Fontaine Maury statue said today that it is, and has forever been, a homosexual monument. “This is something that I no longer want to hide, which is why today I am coming out and telling you all that I am proud to be [...]
Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
"Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night," Cavalieri said. The University ...
