Oct 15, 2009
Aquaman Giving Talk Today At VCU
October 15, 2009 | 2 Comments
Aquaman, the DC Comics hero who possesses the unique and powerful superability to communicate with marine animals, will give a lecture today at Virginia Commonwealth University on the importance of protecting the Earth’s oceans. “There is no topic of greater importance to me than preserving the biological integrity of marine ecosystems by curbing overfishing and preventing [...]
Sep 22, 2009
VCU Researchers Find Clear Link Between Fever Reduction, Cowbell
September 22, 2009 | 2 Comments
Researchers at Virginia Commonwealth University said today that they have found “a wealth of hard documentation” that proves a connection between the reduction of fevers in the presence of a vibrating cowbell. “While we have long believed aspirin or ibuprofen to be the best weapon to combat a fever, it would appear that the only [...]
Sep 09, 2009
Tobacco Avenue Tips: Back To School, High School Edition
September 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Back to the high school grind this week? Whether you’re an incoming freshman or outgoing senior, be sure to follow these simple guidelines to make the most out of the academic year: Despite what you may have seen, the most popular guy in school does not possess the ability to call a Time Out and explain [...]
Jun 03, 2009
City Fifth Grader Inducted Into Pen 15 Club
June 3, 2009 | 1 Comment
With less than two weeks left in the 2008-2009 school year, Binford Middle School fifth grader Javon Norman was formally inducted into the top-secret Pen 15 Club today, society members have confirmed. The inauguration of Norman, held during the wait in the cafeteria’s lunch line, included the ritualistic asking by one-time Pen 15 Club member [...]
Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
"Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night," Cavalieri said. The University ...
