May 18, 2009
Report: Majority Of Twenty- And Thirtysomething Glassware Stolen From Local Bars
May 18, 2009 | 3 Comments
A report released today by Virginia Commonwealth University presents new evidence that an overwhelming majority of all glassware found in the homes of the city’s twenty- and thirty-something restidents is, in fact, illegally removed from local restaurants, pubs and breweries. The 149-page report found that nearly 92 percent of residents aged 22 to 38 had “a suspicious [...]
Apr 29, 2009
Mayoral Convoy Ambushed En Route To Arby’s
April 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment
A motorcade transporting Richmond Mayor Dwight Jones to the Short Pump Arby’s was attacked by terrorists yesterday, six hours after sources leaked word to Tobacco Avenue of the city official’s roast beef run. Eight gunmen, believed to have been linked to the devout Chic-fil-A fanaticism movement, were killed in a dramatic shootout in the westbound [...]
Apr 28, 2009
Mayor Thinking Arby’s
April 28, 2009 | 2 Comments
Richmond Mayor Dwight Jones is thinking Arby’s for lunch today, sources have confirmed. The Arby’s run, offhandedly mentioned by Jones at his staff meeting this morning, could fall somewhere between 11:30 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. today, said the sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. The mayoral roast beefing will likely target the Short [...]
Mar 29, 2009
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting “more than fed up” with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today. “Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night,” Cavalieri said. The University of Richmond [...]
Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
"Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night," Cavalieri said. The University ...
