Dec 03, 2009
Vet Supporters Call On Homeowner’s Association To Remove Heads From Asses
December 3, 2009 | 3 Comments
Supporters of a Medal of Honor recipient who was ordered to remove a flagpole from his yard by his homeowner’s association called on the group yesterday to similarly remove their heads from deep inside their asses. Col. Van T. Barfoot, a 90-year-old war veteran in Henrico County, was told by the homeowner’s association of his [...]
Dec 01, 2009
News Outlets Unsure Of What To Cover Today
December 1, 2009 | 3 Comments
Representatives across the Richmond area’s mainstream media outlets said that they are unsure of what to report on today, adding that the entire state is lacking a “big story” that could top newspaper headlines, drive-time radio or the various morning, afternoon and evening TV broadcasts. “I’m checking my notes and it’s the normal car wreck, [...]
Nov 19, 2009
Expert: Capitol Square ‘Technically’ A Trapezoid
November 19, 2009 | 10 Comments
Capitol Square, the 4-acre home to Virginia’s most prominent government buildings and the historic State Capitol, is “technically a trapezoid,” a leading geometric expert said today. “I mean I don’t want to split hairs here, but I’m surprised you guys never figured this out,” said Virginia Commonwealth University math professor Ian J. Haley, drawing a [...]
Oct 06, 2009
Segway Store Now Offering Area Highway Tours
October 6, 2009 | 1 Comment
“Riding” on the heels of its popular city tours, Segway of Richmond announced today its “Segway or the Highway” program, giving customers a chance to take the two-wheeled personal transporters onto one of the region’s many high-speed thoroughfares. “We wanted to give people the chance to really open up these babies and push the Segway [...]
Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
"Monday through Sunday, I hear those guys partying pretty much every night," Cavalieri said. The University ...
