Jul 14, 2009
Supermutant Wolverine Spotted In Richmond
July 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Famed X-Men superhero Wolverine was spotted in Carytown on Saturday afternoon eating and shopping, then was seen later in the evening at several parties throughout the Fan area, residents reported today. The man-beast with bones made of the indestructible metal-alloy adamantium was likely passing through the Virginia capital on his way back to his home in [...]
Jul 10, 2009
Lite 98 radio station host Bill Bevins told reporters this morning that while he is unsure of his weekend plans, his next 48 hours would “definitively” involve listening to Aerosmith albums at his Hanover County home. “I know the boys have a soccer game in the morning, but after that, it’s kicking back with some ‘Back [...]
Jun 29, 2009
City Names First CAROFLO
June 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment
City officials today named the first Chief Administrative Rolling On Floor Laughing Officer, charged with ensuring that Richmond residents are provided with a dose of laughter each day – particularly while rolling on the floor, if the situation is humorous enough. John L. Warren, who came to Richmond from Louisville, Ky. after serving for three [...]
Jun 15, 2009
Children At Kings Dominion Told They Are At Disney World
June 15, 2009 | 1 Comment
NOT ORLANDO, FLA. – Looking to save money in a down economy, Chesterfield County parents Greg and Andrea McGlaughlin convinced their three young children on Saturday that a 30-minute ride north to Kings Dominion was actually a week-long trip to the Magic Kingdom in Orlando, Fla. Throughout the course of the seven-hour visit to the [...]






