Nov 24, 2009
Sources: RUN!
November 24, 2009 | 2 Comments
According to various sources, get the hell out of here! Run! You gotta go now! Now! This whole place is about to go up in flames!
“Leave me behind, save yourself, you hear me? Get the hell out of here,” one source said, noting they’re coming for us all, and, additionally, requested that you tell Rebecca [...]
Oct 06, 2009
Segway Store Now Offering Area Highway Tours
October 6, 2009 | 1 Comment
“Riding” on the heels of its popular city tours, Segway of Richmond announced today its “Segway or the Highway” program, giving customers a chance to take the two-wheeled personal transporters onto one of the region’s many high-speed thoroughfares.
“We wanted to give people the chance to really open up these babies and push the Segway to [...]
Oct 01, 2009
I’m Going To Make An ‘SNL’-Style Rap Video, But About Richmond
October 1, 2009 | 5 Comments
Dude, I just got the best idea! Okay, so you know those funny “Saturday Night Live” music videos…like the one with the cupcakes, or the other one where the guys are on a boat with T-Pain? Well, I want to do one of those style videos, but make it about Richmond!
I can’t believe no one [...]
Sep 29, 2009
Strip Club Owner Demands Obama Be Cast In Next Batman Movie
September 29, 2009 | 27 Comments
Velvet gentlemen’s club owner Samuel J.T. Moore III hung a banner on his establishment during the weekend depicting President Obama as The Joker, the latest attempt by the controversial business owner to get the nation’s 44th president cast in the sequel to 2008’s “The Dark Knight.”
Moore, a self-proclaimed “comics geek” who owns nearly every Batman [...]
Sep 02, 2009
Council: Ed Trask Paintings For Every City Building
September 2, 2009 | 16 Comments
Richmond is about to get a little more colorful.
City Council members last night passed a landmark 9-0 resolution that will require murals by famed local artist Ed Trask to be put on the visible sides of all buildings within the Richmond metropolitan area’s 63-square-mile radius.
Trask, who has his imaginative murals on the insides and outsides [...]
Aug 13, 2009
Sources: Your Mom Had Fun Downtown Last Night
August 13, 2009 | 3 Comments
According to sources familiar with the situation, Your Mom – the woman who brought you into this world, raised you throughout childhood, and remains a significant source of support as you grow older - potentially had a little too much fun downtown last night.
“Yeah, I saw Your Mom in this small little dress getting pretty frisky on the [...]
Aug 12, 2009
Tobacco Avenue Tips: Robinson Street
August 12, 2009 | 22 Comments
Heading out for an evening with friends along the Fan’s popular strip of bars on Robinson Street? Whether you consider yourself an expert in Fan District bar-navigation or this is your first time on the scene, be sure to follow these helpful tips to make it through the evening successfully:
-The bars from south to north: [...]
Jul 28, 2009
Councilman On Real Bee Gees Kick Lately
July 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Richmond City Councilman Bruce W. Tyler told reporters this morning that he’s been digging the soft rock of the Bee Gees during the past few weeks, popping on the trio whenever in the car, at the office, or during the evening at his home in the West End.
The 56-year-old Tyler, who has served on city council [...]
Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
