Mar 05, 2010
Partners at Richmond-based law firm Altmeyer Hollingsworth Capel McRogers Ransom Novielli Walters Janney Leavingsworth Clark Branch & Spero told reporters today that the practice, while priding itself on service to clients, is even prouder of being able to list all 12 partners in the company’s name.
“With our team of well-educated, highly-trained attorneys, we do whatever it [...]
Dec 01, 2009
News Outlets Unsure Of What To Cover Today
December 1, 2009 | 3 Comments
Representatives across the Richmond area’s mainstream media outlets said that they are unsure of what to report on today, adding that the entire state is lacking a “big story” that could top newspaper headlines, drive-time radio or the various morning, afternoon and evening TV broadcasts.
“I’m checking my notes and it’s the normal car wreck, a [...]
Nov 24, 2009
Sources: RUN!
November 24, 2009 | 2 Comments
According to various sources, get the hell out of here! Run! You gotta go now! Now! This whole place is about to go up in flames!
“Leave me behind, save yourself, you hear me? Get the hell out of here,” one source said, noting they’re coming for us all, and, additionally, requested that you tell Rebecca [...]
Nov 19, 2009
Expert: Capitol Square ‘Technically’ A Trapezoid
November 19, 2009 | 10 Comments
Capitol Square, the 4-acre home to Virginia’s most prominent government buildings and the historic State Capitol, is “technically a trapezoid,” a leading geometric expert said today.
“I mean I don’t want to split hairs here, but I’m surprised you guys never figured this out,” said Virginia Commonwealth University math professor Ian J. Haley, drawing a red [...]
Nov 18, 2009
Mayor Gives Press Conference With Mouth Full Of Sandwich
November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Taking a few moments to talk to reporters on a number of pressing city issues, a visibly-hungry Mayor Dwight Jones addressed members of the media today while eating his lunch.
“Thank you all for coming,” Jones said, approaching the podium with his black leather folio, a long, silver object later confirmed to be a 12-inch meatball [...]
Nov 13, 2009
Local Residents: ‘Who Will Stop Rain?’
November 13, 2009 | 1 Comment
According to various local residents, long as they remember the rain’s been coming down, and additionally, clouds of mystery have been pouring and confusion is largely evident on the ground.
A good man through the ages who for several days has been trying to find the sun, Southside resident Stu Fogerty wondered today who, if anyone, would [...]
Nov 11, 2009
Maymont Animals Loaded Onto Ark
November 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment
2nd District Clean City Commission Board Member Tries Not To Let It Go To His Head
November 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Steve Nuckolls, Richmond’s 2nd District Board Member serving on the envronmentally-conscious Clean City Commission, told reporters today that he tries not to let the position go to his head, despite the prominent title.
“I think the wrong person in this role could get going on a huge ego trip, but not me, actually I’m humbled to [...]
Richmond Now Available In 3-D
Thought you knew the Richmond skyline? Take another look.
Buildings, parks, trees, highways and more now appear to show length, width, depths and height when viewed from any angle - and without the need for special 3-D glasses.
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