Joel Bieber, head of the personal injury attorney group licensed to practice in Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia, told reporters today that the Justin Bieber jokes “have gotten really, really old.”

“No, Justin is of no relation and is not my son or nephew. It’s just like, ‘Okay, our last names are spelled the same and our first names both begin with a J, I get it,’ move on,” said Bieber, who noted that if his name was Joel Pitt people likely would not ask whether he was related to Brad Pitt, and also have you ever been involved in a crash with a tractor trailer truck? “Or have you ever been hurt while riding a bike or walking? Are you experiencing headaches or memory loss after a severe crash? Did a drunk driver hit you?”

Added Bieber: “Justin has a lot of talent for his age and I wish him the best, sure, but when injuries occur due to someone else’s negligence, the law may recognize your valid claim. Damages that you may recover include but are not limited to: loss of earning capacity, pain and suffering, medical expenses, or personal injury. Leave it to me: Leave it to Bieber to make sure your rights are protected.”

Bieber, the attorney, noted that while he isn’t really a fan of Bieber the popstar’s music, it is nonetheless extremely important to make sure that your rights are protected by a Virginia personal injury lawyer, as the negligent party is protected by their insurance company’s attorneys. The injury attorneys at The Joel Bieber Firm will fight hard to make sure you are compensated fairly for your losses, so call 1-800-451-6393 for more information, “again, that’s 1-800-451-6393,” he said.

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  1. Joel Pitt on December 21, 2010 1:31 am

    While amusing, I can assure you that having the name “Joel Pitt” doesn’t stop people from asking if I’m related to Brad Pitt.

  2. NewsFeeds 12.21.10 : Richmond BizSense on December 21, 2010 6:08 am

    [...] S-A-T-I-R-E Joel Bieber Getting Tired Of The Justin Bieber Jokes (Tobacco Avenue) “No, Justin is of no relation and is not my son or nephew. It’s just like, ‘Okay, our last names are spelled the same and our first names both begin with a J, I get it,’ move on,” said Bieber, who noted that if his name was Joel Pitt people likely would not ask whether he was related to Brad Pitt, and also have you ever been involved in a crash with a tractor trailer truck? [...]

  3. Joel Bieber on December 23, 2010 6:35 am

    You made me laugh with this. It is true that I get asked this question. I do wish my hair was that thick….. well maybe not the style!

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