February 24, 2010
Jesus Christ, the Son of God and man who died to save the sins of humanity, returned to Earth last night for a brief moment to have the meatloaf at popular downtown restaurant LuLu’s.
“Everyone’s always te
lling me, ‘Hey Jeez, you gotta go down to Richmond and try the meatloaf at LuLu’s, it’s unreal,” said the Messiah, noting he’s never been a huge meatloaf fan but was “abso-freakin’-lutely blown over” by how awesome the Shockoe Bottom industrial chic restaurant’s meatloaf tasted. “And I mean, holy crap, it was seriously everything people had been telling me, and then some.”
“And there were big portions, too, so I didn’t have to pull any of my food-multiplication tricks,” he said, chuckling.
After finishing his meal, Christ said he had a few more hours to kill before he was required to ascend back into the Heavens, and asked if anyone wanted to go clubbing at Richbrau.
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Jurina’s meatloaf is touched by the hand of god….
Richbrau was smited? That’s a better excuse for closing than the one they gave.
If you’re going to be profane, you need to be funny. The writer has the profane part down perfectly. Perhaps that is why he was cursed with a sense of humorlessness.
What part of this was profane? Have you ever been on the Internet before? If not: Welcome!
What was “profane” was the use of Jeebus’ name in vain. I thought it was pretty damn funny. But then I already know I’m going to hell.