Sources today confirmed that yet another horrible thing has taken place on Jefferson Davis Highway, a stretch of road in South Richmond largely known for the horrible things that take place there.

The highly illegal, horrible act happened early this morning, as is the case for pretty much all of the highly illegal, horrible things that occur in that area. 

“This is just horrible, horrible, but really not unlike the types of horrible things we’ve seen in the days and weeks before on The JDH,” said Richmond police lieutenant Brandon Shearin, who will likely be seen discussing the horrible thing on the news later tonight. 

Horrible things are up 12 percent on the Jeff Davis Highway over this time last year, which had the lowest horrible thing rate in nearly a decade.  Horrible things on Jeff Davis still haven’t reached horrible thing levels from 1999, however, when police had to respond almost nightly to some seriously sick shit.

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