December 03, 2009
Supporters of a Medal of Honor recipient who was ordered to remove a flagpole from his yard by his homeowner’s association called on the group yesterday to similarly remove their heads from deep inside their asses.
Col. Van T. Barfoot, a 90-year-old war veteran in Henrico County, was told by the homeowner’s association of his community – most of whom go about their daily lives unable to see or walk normally due to their craniums being fully-lodged in their anal cavity – to remove a flagpole from his yard.
The homeowner’s covenant does not specifically forbid flagpoles in yards, nor are there restrictions on heads up asses.
“This case seems to be an absolute exception to the rule,” said David Higley, one of the vet’s supporters along with U.S. Senator Mark R. Warner, D-VA. “We understand that rules are rules, but we also understand that some people can be, like, some serious dicks.”
Supporters of the war vet said that if the homeowner’s association does not remove their heads from their asses by 5 p.m. on Friday, they could face legal action and a rather painful surgery.
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Where were these people when he fought for the right to fly our Flag..Hiding in the bushes. They should be ashamed of themselves in this action or even better leave this area and live in a country like Russia or China. There they could not put up any flag at all.
Have a wonderful holiday as this man made it possible for all of us to live it free.
I say give these folks a match to see if there is any light up there.
If you are offended by the flag of my country then you’re in the wrong country. Perhaps a relocation is in your future. I hope he takes the idiots running the HOA to the cleaners.