As we head into Saturday, prepare for a Halloween weekend with above-average seasonal temeratures along with clouds and some patchy drizzle that, like, like shutup you don’t even know what you’re talking about dammit, I’m the weatherman here. Not you, you don’t even know what you’re talking about I swear to God you shut…you shut up.

You shut your face.

Expect an area of high pressure coming in from the New England coast with light winds out of the Southeast, drumming up quite a low pressure system that will…Hey! Whadyou you think you’re doing you you you, give me back, give me back, gimme back that bottle.  You’re stupid, face, you’re hate your retarded legs and you always hated me and mymomand no! No! Give me back the bottle you, I’swear to God for Chrissake, you piece of sh-this is bullcrap, man, bullcrap.

Whatever, man, no YOU’RE being drunk.

Saturday afternoon could get breezy, so be sure to take a windbreaker if you head outside!   However, even with mostly cloudy skies, temperatures will jump to near 80 and what did you say about my mom dammit? Say it again I motherfugging dareyou-shutup-your stupid face.  You’re a jerk, swear to Christ, don’t talk about my mom that way you stupid hell, idiot.

Hate -chew.

And while I hate to be the bearer of bad news, it’s looking like we could get a little bit of rain on a dreary Sunday with a high in the, the fif, high in the fif…high in the fif…fif…fiftieszzzzz…

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