October 07, 2009
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Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
Wonderful! I think this is an icon we can all get behind, much like the delightful selections of: “Rock Hoppers,” “flying squirrels” and the like.
Clippy is a universally loved mascot. He exudes fun and the exhilaration of baseball, just like the imagery one conjures at the thought of “Hambones” or “Flatheads.”
I think you’re really on to something here.
In a related story, Micro-soft is filing a copyright infringement suit as we read….
Ya’ll know Clippy has never been the same after he hooked up with a rubber band for a one night stand…
Clippy! A blast from technology past. I love it.
A much better mascot than the Flying Squirrel will be.