Comments on: Baseball Team Backs Out Of Deal After Seeing List Of ‘Totally Shitty’ Name Choices

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:51:57 +0000

Richmond Retarded Monkeys!!!!

By: BillinMidlo

BillinMidlo — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:19:41 +0000

Ouch.
Why not just take out an ad in the T-D (online, so at least someone will see it) that says:

“We suck. Go somewhere else.”

By: Gil In Mechanicsville

Gil In Mechanicsville — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:57:40 +0000

Yes, we could have been saddled with some truly sucky names like the Dust Bunnies or the Jack-a-Lopes…

Or they could have been named the Octopus.. I can just see the contractions for that one…

By: James

James — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:02:15 +0000

Hushpuppies? Wow I’m glad they pulled that out of their (/*\). That is much better than the Flatheads.

By: tobaccoavenue

tobaccoavenue — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:38:28 +0000

I’ll consider it, just need to run a few [major] things by the ladyfriend. Thanks for the post!

By: Gil In Mechanicsville

Gil In Mechanicsville — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:26:53 +0000

Almost forgot the Rock Hoppers… Penguin anyone?

By: Gil In Mechanicsville

Gil In Mechanicsville — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:25:53 +0000

Can you get a Bullwinkle hat to go with the Flying Squirrels jersey? Actually, the squirrel thing has great marketing possibilities, promotions like “you will go nuts over the Flying Squirrels…” Well, maybe not… but can’t be any worse than being as horny as a Rhino…. I can hear it now, The Flatheads are playing like a fish out of water tonight folks…
Could have a kosher night for the Hambones… Yeah, your right, they were all lame…

By: John

John — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:34:00 +0000

Jeff, when they legalize same sex marriage in Virginia (2047) and we both convert to Mormonism (?), will you marry me?

By: James

James — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:15:48 +0000

Pure Genius! to come up with names completely ridiculous to get everyone to talk about it and then submit the names they really want. Enough about baseball, now about that hockey team…

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:37:54 +0000

Great work.

But I really hope the front office is paying attention to the collective sigh of disappointment and head shakes coming from all of the baseball fans that are willing to support the team.