July 29, 2009
According to sources familiar with the situation, a man of European descent sitting at the bar of Richmond’s Tobacco Company Restaurant wants to buy you a, how you say, drink.
“Afterward, maybe we could, how you say, go back to my hotel,” the foreign man was overheard saying to you in what appeared to be a French or Italian dialect, while stirring a martini. “Do you go to university?”
The clean-shaven man then continued his, how you say, flirtations with you, lighting a cigar previously purchased from a cocktail waitress, while flamboyantly moving his hands as he spoke.
“I think you are a very beautiful, can I say, sexy woman,” the man said, stroking his fingers across your face in the middle of the Shockoe Slip restaurant and bar. “Do you live nearby in a what-we-call flat but what-you-say is an apartment? Do you have a, how you say, roommate?”
Sources said you later told the foreigner to, how you say, go to Hell.
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OMG. How did you know? Were you there? ‘Cause that guy seriously would not leave me the eff alone. Haha