June 25, 2009
Virginia Gov. Timothy M. Kaine’s whereabouts are known, officials confirmed today, saying the leader of the state is still in Richmond and, furthermore, is not anywhere near South America.
“I can tell you that the governor is here and doing lots of governy stuff, like working hard to improve our state’s educational and transportation systems, cleaning up the environment and trying to balance the budget,” said Kaine spokesman Michael Thaney, who noted that the head of the 10th U.S. state also spent Father’s Day with his wife and three children, and did not, under any circumstances, fly to Argentina to meet another woman. “As that would have been insane, and Tim is actually a pretty normal, straight-shooter kind of guy.”
The spokesman also noted that, should Kaine have the desire to hike the Appalachian Trail, he would actually walk along points of the 2,175-mile trail, and would not lie about something like that.
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Guy Who Lives Above 3 Monkeys Tired Of Asking Everyone To Keep It Down
Nick Cavalieri, who has lived in the apartment directly above 3 Monkeys Bar and Grill since November, is getting "more than fed up" with having to continuously tell his neighbors to be quiet, the 30-year-old said today.
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As I just Tweeted with your link, “Well, Virginian’s can’t always be first. Can we be second?
I don’t care what country we send him to. Just make it a one way ticket.
Well thanks. And nice twits.
“as that would have been insane” – classic!
looks like the eyebrow is sticking around as well.