February 13, 2009
Someone – an actual person, in a car – was seen earlier today both ordering from and subsequently passing through the Bullets Black Angus Burgers drive-thru window at the restaurant’s West Broad Street location, a local man said.
“I happened to be jogging by at the time and did a double take when I saw the car actually stopped at the outdoor menu,” said a visibly shaken Matt Hayes, 27, noting he could hear a woman’s voice from the speaker confirming the order of a double cheeseburger and french fries. ”I never realized that anyone actually ate at Bullets, it’s just been one of those places that’s just kinda ‘There,’ you know?”
Added Hayes: “Jesus Christ.”
With such an ample amount of other fast-food establishments nearby – including a Burger King and Wendy’s within walking distance – sources have confirmed that they are not sure what, on Earth, the person at Bullets was thinking.
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ha! Awesome!!!!
I happen to love Bullets!
I haven’t been to a bullets since there was one in Mechanicsville. And that was like 10 years ago. If I remember correctly they had pretty good burgers.
Bullets is my guilty pleasure. Undoubtedly, it was my vehicle you spotted…
That was me, I go there all the time and yes there is never a wait. The left side drive through has had a cone indicating it’s been “temporally” closed going on about 10 years now. The place may be crumbling but it’s still the best damn burger and fry combo in town. Bullets, Bang! You’re Fed
Bullets hamburgers are the best! Much better than that nasty ‘ol Sonics.