November 06, 2008
Two teensy-weensy young women were killed early this morning in a Micro Machines car crash at the corner of Miniscule Boulevard and 0.000025th Street in downtown Richmond, police said.
The 5:30 a.m. accident
in the city’s historic Tiny Church Hill neighborhood occurred after a 2-millimeter tall woman’s 1:130th-scale Acura NSX ran a red light, striking the other young, microscopic woman’s Pontiac Fiero.
Police said a little bit of itsy-bitsy alcohol was not a factor, and the pint-sized victim’s names were being withheld until their adorable, itty-bitty kin had been notified.
However, NBC12 reported this morning that area drivers of Micro Machines should avoid the downtown minintersection, saying delays are being caused by “‘yea big’ rubberneckers.”
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