November 04, 2008
Though he remains unsure of which presidential candidate to vote for today, Henrico County resident and undecided voter Adam Morsey, when faced with the meal-changing choice, decided to have his eggs scrambled at a local diner.
The election to have his eggs beaten, sprinkled with cheese, and cooked over a hot pan came nearly a half-second after a waitress at Karen’s Diner asked whether the 26-year-old would like his eggs “over easy,” “sunny side up,” “scrambled,” or “poached.” Morsey admitted that the decision to cast his vote for scrambled was an easy one, unlike committing to candidate Barack Obama, John McCain or one of the several third- or fourth-party candidates.
“Each of the candidates sounds like they are promising ‘the best’ things for me, and I’m really not sure which one to believe,” Morsey said. “But when you really get down to it, the choice to go scrambled is simple, in that it will allow me to create an entirely new breakfast sandwich with the bacon, give my body a new source of energy from the protein, and secure the borders of the pancakes by not having juicy yolk spill all over the plate.”
Morsey said if he couldn’t decide on a candidate by the time the polls close and he fails to vote, he would fulfill his civic duty as an American by, as the 15th Amendment says, “jumping headfirst from the roof of the tallest building one can find.”
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Tony? I think he would go for the scambled eggs.
No Jake, Tony is playing the part of “Adam Morsey” today.