Local Girlfriend Cuts Boyfriend-Interest Rate To All-Time Low
Fan District resident and girlfriend Audrey Rankin said yesterday that she has dropped her boyfriend-interest rate by nearly 74 points in a move that is expected to help stimulate her partner's investment into their two-year relationship.
The couple, according to Rankin, has been on the decline for the past six months amid boyfriend Andrew Adams' ...
what a dorky looking crew.
Oh, maybe that is why I kept falling off the thing!
Well, I wish that was my excuse….ride’m cowboy
[...] Segway tour defiantly a success. Not only can you read about it here and here and well, even here. But also, my partner on this news blog, Kory, loved it so much that he decided to take the [...]
I agree. That’s the only way you’d get me on one…3 extra dry martini’s at Morton’s and then a really bumpy ride through the Slip as pedestrians shriek in terror…can you be arrested for SUI?