Sources: Your Mom Had Fun Downtown Last Night
According to sources familiar with the situation, Your Mom - the woman who brought you into this world, raised you throughout childhood, and remains a significant source of support as you grow older - potentially had a little too much fun downtown last night.
"Yeah, I saw Your Mom in this small little dress getting pretty ...
what a dorky looking crew.
Oh, maybe that is why I kept falling off the thing!
Well, I wish that was my excuse….ride’m cowboy
[...] Segway tour defiantly a success. Not only can you read about it here and here and well, even here. But also, my partner on this news blog, Kory, loved it so much that he decided to take the [...]
I agree. That’s the only way you’d get me on one…3 extra dry martini’s at Morton’s and then a really bumpy ride through the Slip as pedestrians shriek in terror…can you be arrested for SUI?