Tobacco Avenue

Subsequently following the fourth toking of a marijuana pipe today, two Richmond-area stoners pondered how funny it would be if popular restaurant Kitchen 64 were called Kitchen 64 Plus 5.

“Dude, like, ’cause just think about what 64 plus five equals,” giggled pothead Zach Frye to fellow half-baked stoner buddy Jerome Walker, who just squinted his eyes and laughed.  “Or like, if one of their creatively-named sandwiches was called The Mary Jane, and it had all this crazy-good meat on it.”

Walker, 21, replied that the humorous name for the North Side Restaurant as well as a sandwich named after pot “would both be totally dank.”  Frye, also 21, noted that he was totally waste-faced and said all he could do was blankly stare at the TV and contemplate the offbeat messages about society embedded within a “Veronica Mars” rerun. 

The two then discussed how funny it would be if downtown music hall The Canal Club were missing the “C” in “Canal,” then drove to a nearby 7-Eleven for, dude, one of those hot dogs with, like, all the chili on it and stuff.