April 14, 2008
A prized race horse said today that he caught a rare glimpse of a person at the Strawberry Hill Classic who appeared to have not consumed a single drop of alcohol.
“There’s one! I see one!” said Rainiero, pointing his rear hoof at a brunette woman in a sundress far off in the distance, who was not participating in drinking games, drunken altercations over an ex-boyfriend’s presence or Jagermeister-and-Red Bull ice luges.
Rainiero, whose stable name is Roger, said he always jokes with friends that whenever they go to the April races at Colonial Downs, he will sometimes never see an attendee who isn’t completely intoxicated.
“The only reason we go every year is to try and claim the $25,000 first-place trophy,” Rainiero said. “Really, I could care less about the tailgate.”
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HA! I love it “drunken altercations over an ex-boyfriend’s presence” – You nailed it once again! There’s always high drama every year at The Hill, and this year was no exception.
Wouldn’t be Strawberry Hill without altercations involving strawberry-faced drunks.