March 24, 2008
Following on the heels of its popular Brooklyn-style pizza introduction, Domino’s said today that it plans to offer a Chanello’s-style pizza in an effort to compete with the popular Richmond late-night food spot.
The new pizzas will be rolled out to all four Domino’s branches in the city starting next week, said Cassim Marques, the chain’s regional manager. Toppings will include softening and overly-ripened vegetables, out-of-date meats, and several ounces of regret.
“Still, when you combine all of these ingredients, it somehow manages to make the pizza taste absolutely delicious,” Marques said, noting Domino’s will offer a 10 percent discount to guys who order from the apartment of some random chick they just met.
The Domino’s Chanello’s-style pizza will only be available to customers after 10 p.m., he said, and will be prepared in such a way that leaves you wondering what the hell you were thinking the next morning.
With traditional small-through-large sizes available, Domino’s will offer several specialty Chanello’s-style pizzas, including Whatever The Special Is, One With Meat, and That One That You Buy Where You Get The Cheesy Bread And Hey We’ll Pay You Like Ten Extra Bucks If You Stop And Buy Us Some Beer On The Way.
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How will Domino’s get the pizzas there in 30 minutes or less, when a usual Chanello’s order takes usually two hours to be delivered?
Does this mean Domino’s is going to be robbed ever other day now?