The best-laid plans of mice and men are in place for the upcoming launch of Tobacco Avenue Radio.
Tune in soon for once-a-week, two-to-three minute shows featuring the news you read here, only spoken to you. We’re mainly doing this for our readers who, in fact, cannot read.
Check out our extensive cast of hosts, including:
-Stewie Griffin, the lovable psychotic infant from Family Guy
-Guy Hoiving Jr., area IT manager and World of Warcraft fanatic
-Gerald the Homosexual Museum Curator, a homosexual museum curator
-Grumpie O. Mann, coming to you all the way from Southwest Virginia
-Harry Caray, the late Chicago Cubs announcer
-Murray Hewitt, band manager for Flight of the Conchords
-George W. Bush, President of the United States of America
-Keith Richards, Rolling Stones guitarist
Don’t ask us how we booked this crew. It’s pretty impressive and involved a lot of man hours, phone calls and favors we are really not too proud of.
We have already found “TAR” has seen high success in our three test markets: Moscow, aborigines of the western Karakoram mountain range in Asia and artists who have dedicated their lives to the Gamelan semar pegulingan musical genre.
And we swear, after two or three shows we will no longer call ourselves the “All New” Tobacco Avenue Radio, unlike some other stations we know.
