January 25, 2008
More than 1,770 “athletes” will “compete” in the 2008 Eastern Synchronized Team Skating Sectional “Championships” this weekend at the Richmond Coliseum.
The “sport,” which is “played” by the “teams” on ice, requires the “professional” skaters to “beat” their “opponents” by gliding to the music with precision and style.
The “winners” will advance to the “national championships” in the Midwest.
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